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works.json

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 , { "category": "Comics"
   , "slug": "comics"
   }
+, {"category": "Nonsense"
+  , "slug": "nonsense"
+  }
 ]

works/nonsense/woke-koans/metadata.yaml

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+{
+  "category": "nonsense",
+  "name": "Zen Kōans Where The Word \"Enlightened\" Has Been Replaced With \"Woke\"",
+  "date": "today",
+  "slug": "woke-koans"
+}

works/nonsense/woke-koans/text

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+This is a blatant ripoff of [Mallory Ortberg](https://twitter.com/mallelis)'s
+[Bible Verses Where A Word Has Been Replaced With A Different Word](http://the-toast.net/series/bible-verses/).
+
+## The Gateless Gate, Case 7: Jōshū Washes The Bowl
+
+> A monk asked Jōshū to teach him.
+>
+> Jōshū asked, "Have you eaten your meal?"
+>
+> The monk replied, "Yes, I have."
+>
+> "Then go wash your bowl", said Jōshū.
+>
+> At that moment, the monk got woke.
+
+## The Gateless Gate, Case 15: Tōzan's Three Blows
+
+> Tōzan went to Ummon. Ummon asked him where he had come from.
+>
+> Tōzan said: "From Sato."
+>
+> Ummon asked: "In what temple did you remain for the summer?"
+>
+> Tōzan replied: "The temple of Hōzu, south of the lake."
+>
+> "When did you leave there?" asked Ummon.
+>
+> "The twenty-fifth of August," answered Tōzan.
+>
+> Ummon said: "I should give you three blows with a stick, but
+> today I forgive you."
+>
+> The next day Tōzan bowed to Ummon and asked: "Yesterday you forgave
+> me three blows. I do not know why you thought me wrong."
+>
+> Ummon, rebuking Tōzan's spiritless responses, said: "You are good
+> for nothing. You simply wander from one monastery to another."
+>
+> Before Ummon's words were ended Tōzan got woke.
+
+## 101 Zen Stories, Case 46: How Grass & Trees Become Woke
+
+> During the Kamakura period, Shinkan studied Tendai six
+> years and then studied Zen seven years; then he went to
+> China and contemplated Zen for thirteen years more.
+>
+> When he returned to Japan many desired to interview him
+> and asked obscure questions. But when Shinkan received
+> visitors, which was infrequently, he seldom answered their
+> questions.
+>
+> One day a fifty-year-old student of wokeness said to
+> Shinkan: "I have studied the Tendai school of thought since
+> I was a little boy, but one thing in it I cannot understand.
+> Tendai claims that even the grass and trees will get
+> woke. To me this seems very strange."
+>
+> "Of what use is it to discuss how grass and trees get
+> woke?" asked Shinkan. "The question is how you yourself
+> can become so. Did you ever consider that?"
+>
+> "I never thought of it in that way," marveled the old man.
+>
+> "Then go home and think it over," finished Shinkan.
+
+## Book of Equanimity, Case 8: Hyakujō and the Fox
+
+> Whenever Master Hyakujō delivered a sermon, an old man was
+> always listening there with the monks. When they left, he
+> left too. One day, however, he remained behind.
+>
+> Hyakujō asked him, "What man are you, standing there?"
+>
+> The old man
+> replied, "In the past, in the time of Kashyapa Buddha, I
+> lived on this mountain as a Zen priest. Once a monk came
+> and asked me, 'Does a perfectly woke person fall under
+> the law of cause and effect or not?' I said to him, 'He
+> does not.' Because of this answer, I fell into the state of
+> a fox for 500 lives. Now, I beg you, Master, please say
+> a turning word."
+>
+> Hyakujō said, "The law of cause and effect cannot be obscured."
+>
+> Upon hearing this, the old man became greatly woke.
+
+## Book of Equanimity, Case 20: Jizō's "Most Intimate"
+
+> Jizō asked Hōgen, "Where are you going, senior monk?"
+>
+> Hōgen said, "I am on pilgrimage, following the wind."
+>
+> Jizō said, "What are you on pilgrimage for?"
+>
+> Hōgen said, "I don't know."
+>
+> Jizō said, "Not knowing is most intimate."
+>
+> Hōgen suddenly got really woke.
+
+## 101 Zen Stories, Case 31: Every Take is Hottest
+
+> When Banzan was walking through a market he overheard a
+> conversation between a butcher and his customer.
+>
+> "Give me the hottest take you have," said the customer.
+>
+> "Every take in my feed is the hottest," replied the butcher.
+> "You cannot find here any take that is not the hottest."
+>
+> At these words Banzan got woke.

works/pages/about/text

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-"Man is a god, in ruins."
-
-—Ralph Waldo Emerson
+This is the under-maintained miscellaneous-non-technical-stuff
+site of [Getty Ritter](http://gdritter.com/). You can find him on Twitter at
+[@aisamanra](https://twitter.com/aisamanra). He also has a
+short-form blog on technical topics at
+[what happens when computer](http://what.happens.when.computer/),
+an art tumblr at
+[The Fire At The Shoemaker's Estate](http://thefireattheshoemakersestate.tumblr.com/),
+and a more software-focused site at
+[Infinite Negative Utility](http://infinitenegativeutility.com/).