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  1. Mrs. Veliociraptor was having Mrs. Utahraptor over for some incredibly
  2. pleasant afternoon tea. The scones were fresh and smelled of blueberries
  3. and strife and the sugar-cubes were just old enough that they gave off the
  4. most delicate moaning noise when separated.
  5. "Rather afraid the mice got to the cake. Left it on the lower shelves
  6. by mistake."
  7. "Oh, bother!" Mrs. Utahraptor replied. "That was the cake you were telling
  8. Mrs. Pterodactyl about, weren't you? A post-structuralist screed with a
  9. frosting of hedge funds?"
  10. "No. I made that cake last month for the widow of ol' Mrs. Smilodon, rest
  11. her soul. No, this one was a long brown one--hazelnuts, cinnamon, and
  12. mondegreens of songs you heard from your parents' room when you were
  13. young and have never heard since."
  14. "Mrs. Deionychus has a good one. It's fear, hanging cadence and possible
  15. lovers who have forgotten your face and whose sudden unexpected appearance
  16. on the street drowns you in a flood of possible realities just out of
  17. reach of a time you can barely remember."
  18. "Ooh, that *was* a good one. I liked her almond, too."
  19. They talked for a while longer, but before long their speech was
  20. mathematical symbols, so who knows what they were saying for sure?