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  1. author: Joey Comeau
  2. content: It's too late for the government to train me to be a weapon. For someone
  3. to approach me on the street, and to tell me I match a certain profile. I probably
  4. won't even learn another language well enough to speak it fluently. Giant crazed
  5. attack dogs won't ever suddenly act like scared puppies when they see me. I won't
  6. ever be a grandmaster of chess, either. I don't think at this stage I can even reasonably
  7. expect to make Expert. There are some things I regret as I get older, I guess. There
  8. are a ton of traditional ways to be bad-ass, and I missed the boat. But that's okay.
  9. It just means I have to be more creative. And then later that creativity will make
  10. people think I was an evil genius, instead of just so desperate for a world with
  11. monsters that I didn't mind becoming one myself. What I'm saying is - I stole an
  12. ice cream cone yesterday from the 7-11 and I have no regrets at all.
  13. id: 1c036312-23e7-4bdc-b59d-94b2de1afead