author: Jerry "Tycho" Holkins
content: People seemed to like this better, but only marginally so - the way one might
  prefer to be stabbed than shot. Optimally, one isn't stabbed or shot. Optimally,
  one eats some cake! But there are times when cake is not available, and instead
  we are destroyed. This is the deep poetry of the universe.
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