prune

quips/070ed4b6-a900-4a62-9599-1434d522df0b

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-content: it's a cold ass fashion when she stole my passion / it's an everlasting,
-  it's a ghettoblasting
-id: 070ed4b6-a900-4a62-9599-1434d522df0b

quips/08ed399d-73c0-4296-aa0b-42c7a6320dfc

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-content: Oh my god. They explode! My life has taken on new meaning.
-id: 08ed399d-73c0-4296-aa0b-42c7a6320dfc

quips/13165cac-cf25-4bca-a5d3-26ac5670217f

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 content: |
     "What I want to know is: out of all the stories you told me, which ones were true and which ones weren't?"
-    "My dear doctor...they're all true."
+    "My dear doctor. They're all true."
     "Even the lies?"
     "Especially the lies."
 id: 13165cac-cf25-4bca-a5d3-26ac5670217f

quips/1e0e08f9-1b8b-435a-8806-fa6fb32774a6

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-content: No one man should have all that flour.
-id: 1e0e08f9-1b8b-435a-8806-fa6fb32774a6

quips/1f080956-551c-4757-99ed-1a059eb9c180

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-content: 'Today in the news: the world is a horrible place and it will hurt your feelings.
-
-  '
-id: 1f080956-551c-4757-99ed-1a059eb9c180

quips/258c4920-b9cb-45aa-a3eb-4d39fc0a6f19

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-content: '...over-the-counter malt antidepressant.'
-id: 258c4920-b9cb-45aa-a3eb-4d39fc0a6f19

quips/25cc3c34-b4c4-4a0a-aac5-82b66ecb5a12

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-content: '"Growing up in Korea, did your bedroom have a ceiling fan?" "Obviously not,
-  since I survived."'
-id: 25cc3c34-b4c4-4a0a-aac5-82b66ecb5a12

quips/2810b174-7dbc-4d3b-a9a8-a01ac33453c1

@@ -1,4 +1,2 @@
-content: 'Tangerine
-
-  '
+content: Tangerine.
 id: 2810b174-7dbc-4d3b-a9a8-a01ac33453c1

quips/296f52f2-c27a-4b68-b115-5a649e62b0b4

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-content: an alien universe brightly lit but invisible
-id: 296f52f2-c27a-4b68-b115-5a649e62b0b4

quips/3087ea12-c1c3-4ce4-b1df-eb5843eca873

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-content: 'dial with it
-
-  '
-id: 3087ea12-c1c3-4ce4-b1df-eb5843eca873

quips/31dfae44-e092-480d-84d6-fccb956fea59

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-content: NEXTWAVE IS LOVE
-id: 31dfae44-e092-480d-84d6-fccb956fea59

quips/327dc24f-521c-41c2-af45-28f1a9ea8f95

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-content: 'Personal computers can have users, but social media has livestock.
-
-  '
-id: 327dc24f-521c-41c2-af45-28f1a9ea8f95

quips/42af0a60-e08e-4b87-b7b6-0f137e2d7b1f

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-content: '"I wish many guns. Floating around me. Controlled by murder thoughts."'
-id: 42af0a60-e08e-4b87-b7b6-0f137e2d7b1f

quips/43f07abe-abd3-4e3c-842c-26b6d82f458b

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-content: Change or Die.
-id: 43f07abe-abd3-4e3c-842c-26b6d82f458b

quips/4d221b0b-64cb-4137-9a7f-fcd61ad516f0

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-content: I have to find a didactic musing. From a skeleton. It's for school.
-id: 4d221b0b-64cb-4137-9a7f-fcd61ad516f0

quips/4e63bf8a-a77c-43f6-8b62-3174d2ff7efb

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-content: 'You know the type---loud as a motorbike, but wouldn''t bust a grape in a
-  fruit fight?
-
-  '
-id: 4e63bf8a-a77c-43f6-8b62-3174d2ff7efb

quips/5afcad14-71e4-406f-8b22-18ba88a250cb

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-content: '"Pain is nature''s way of telling you that you''re stupid."'
-id: 5afcad14-71e4-406f-8b22-18ba88a250cb

quips/5b073ea8-d6dc-4049-9652-068d51d2e6a9

@@ -1,3 +0,0 @@
-content: Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that
-  he may do things with it.
-id: 5b073ea8-d6dc-4049-9652-068d51d2e6a9

quips/5e1f0451-efed-46b7-bf41-69f07adda7b6

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-content: 'baby ocean fatdog
-
-  '
-id: 5e1f0451-efed-46b7-bf41-69f07adda7b6

quips/5f964559-9a75-4706-a301-901fd560eeea

@@ -1,3 +0,0 @@
-content: she wears short skirts / I wear short skirts / I'm her doppelganger / I'm
-  going to replace her some day
-id: 5f964559-9a75-4706-a301-901fd560eeea

quips/618cf047-d060-4671-b8cf-694b5ede17fe

@@ -1,5 +0,0 @@
-content: 'We know the classic scene from cartoons: Zizek reaches a precipice but goes
-  on running, ignoring the fact that there is no ground underfoot.
-
-  '
-id: 618cf047-d060-4671-b8cf-694b5ede17fe

quips/63eb988e-5b05-4554-909d-f0fbd0c6ef51

@@ -1,5 +0,0 @@
-content: 'And I think that''s most of the reason I''m so obsessed with Ryan Seacrest,
-  is that he is basically the Kermit the Frog of our reality.
-
-  '
-id: 63eb988e-5b05-4554-909d-f0fbd0c6ef51

quips/64cd7602-79bd-4479-8e31-fb38c7a99626

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-content: She's the kind of girl who gets her slings and arrows from the dumpster.
-id: 64cd7602-79bd-4479-8e31-fb38c7a99626

quips/6650c52f-8078-449d-b2bd-31b6bad80586

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-content: True love is overrated.
-id: 6650c52f-8078-449d-b2bd-31b6bad80586

quips/74d60e2f-6d89-4614-99f9-825df2a734ca

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-{"content": "I love Harambe, the ape who died. I love the dead ape Harambe.", "id": "74d60e2f-6d89-4614-99f9-825df2a734ca"}

quips/776ccf2b-c41c-4740-abe6-af1c919504ea

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-content: dril and horse_ebooks at tanagra
-id: 776ccf2b-c41c-4740-abe6-af1c919504ea

quips/79afee84-64cf-4265-a011-34f4daaab570

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-content: 'IF THE STATE BANS ME FOR MAKING CUBIST PAINTINGS I WILL FACE STALIN AND
-  WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL.
-
-  '
-id: 79afee84-64cf-4265-a011-34f4daaab570

quips/8d4e1460-72d4-42ac-8ebe-57ac83305b58

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-content: '''Twas like where you''re from weren''t never there. Where you''re going
-  doesn''t matter. And where you are ain''t no good unless you can get away from it.'
-id: 8d4e1460-72d4-42ac-8ebe-57ac83305b58

quips/9c86c1c9-2c0b-4867-8d9f-4234534bc589

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-content: if the dirtpig sees his shadow it means he is opaque
-id: 9c86c1c9-2c0b-4867-8d9f-4234534bc589

quips/49b665b0-f97f-4f60-aaac-21ec49d8e3b8

@@ -1,2 +1,2 @@
+id: 9e399a0f-ccea-430d-a6de-7da3c4b8d186
 content: I loved her with a love thirsty and desperate. I felt that we two might commit some act so atrocious that the world, seeing us, would find it irresistible.
-id: 49b665b0-f97f-4f60-aaac-21ec49d8e3b8

quips/a387975f-c0eb-4416-b99a-a6bae0c27840

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-content: 'Carefully-written fact-checked essay in the streets, unmoderated comments
-  section in the sheets.
-
-  '
-id: a387975f-c0eb-4416-b99a-a6bae0c27840

quips/a62c2e4d-5d51-4965-b506-730e49d5ba67

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-content: Would you like to join me for drinking 'alcohol' and/or watching 'movie'
-  starring 'conventionally attractive white people?'
-id: a62c2e4d-5d51-4965-b506-730e49d5ba67

quips/ad478e87-5215-4c0f-8e2b-fa1c5943c409

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-content: "\"*Bob Belcher voice* I love you but you\u2019re all terrible\""
-id: ad478e87-5215-4c0f-8e2b-fa1c5943c409

quips/b2e1ae65-2615-44f3-8dc6-e5650868e28d

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-{"content": "\"You roll up to the club in your flashiest ride: a much fancier club on Baba Yaga-style chicken legs.\"", "id": "b2e1ae65-2615-44f3-8dc6-e5650868e28d"}

quips/b7206f5c-6316-47aa-91cd-2bbccf2c96d3

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-content: '"The Lord works in mysterious, convoluted, and intensely ineffective ways."'
-id: b7206f5c-6316-47aa-91cd-2bbccf2c96d3

quips/b8fd9a38-0bd9-4c8e-ab27-7412a34a7c27

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-content: "\"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and\
-  \  remember to like, comment and subscribe if you\u2019d like to see more works\
-  \  like these!\""
-id: b8fd9a38-0bd9-4c8e-ab27-7412a34a7c27

quips/ba844cfc-8b44-4b6a-88de-67e7e70726fb

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-content: 'I guess you could say I''m the Michael Jordan of crying in the shower
-
-  '
-id: ba844cfc-8b44-4b6a-88de-67e7e70726fb

quips/bacf3a85-6d18-4907-82c8-d9a13301a9b3

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-content: Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed
-  to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively,
-  there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination
-  of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather.
-id: bacf3a85-6d18-4907-82c8-d9a13301a9b3

quips/bb9e0614-46a0-47e8-9857-37f883bcd2e8

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-content: And yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will
-  fear no evil, for I am the baddest sonovabitch in the valley.
-id: bb9e0614-46a0-47e8-9857-37f883bcd2e8

quips/bf45dcdf-e5ff-479f-b20d-fa152c66b6f2

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-content: My grandparents went to a planet with no bilateral symmetry, and all I got
-  was this lousy F-shirt.
-id: bf45dcdf-e5ff-479f-b20d-fa152c66b6f2

quips/bf663733-2e2c-4071-b315-c0a31e63c843

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-content: Pimpin' ain't easy, but it's necessary.
-id: bf663733-2e2c-4071-b315-c0a31e63c843

quips/c03f0a32-203d-4954-81c2-258e12535e1c

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-content: In Pug Davis, no one can hear you Pug Davis.
-id: c03f0a32-203d-4954-81c2-258e12535e1c

quips/c5387daa-f76d-4067-80ee-8b51f83f5c7a

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-content: '*encounters the real world* ugh god all this diversity for the sake of diversity'
-id: c5387daa-f76d-4067-80ee-8b51f83f5c7a

quips/c5b4300c-fbb1-4d93-9413-9a784d7edaff

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-content: I'd like to sail a ship into the sun.
-id: c5b4300c-fbb1-4d93-9413-9a784d7edaff

quips/ce88d7b5-3c8d-4934-993b-389b4614e4df

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-content: Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a
-  fuck what they believe in.
-id: ce88d7b5-3c8d-4934-993b-389b4614e4df

quips/d184250d-4082-4847-8b17-bd8f0592412d

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-content: It's not a penis. It's a tentacle. Lovecraft is screaming.
-id: d184250d-4082-4847-8b17-bd8f0592412d

quips/d212019c-c3cb-4c93-a345-191883f088ba

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-content: '"Also, can you change things so that the variable lexical-scope is itself
-  lexically scoped? Because at that point I think you''ll be able to taste colors."'
-id: d212019c-c3cb-4c93-a345-191883f088ba

quips/d6ba2e13-650a-470e-8f3c-63e89fc6920f

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-content: Your advanced intelligence is no match for our puny weapons!
-id: d6ba2e13-650a-470e-8f3c-63e89fc6920f

quips/d7e7393d-a097-41fc-8afa-da061aa551fd

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-content: the library of the bog kingdom is a cave what has fat horses scribbled on
-  the walls
-id: d7e7393d-a097-41fc-8afa-da061aa551fd

quips/d92142f0-1b17-47e1-a5f0-14334558b206

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-content: 'I KICK YOUR FACE
-
-  '
-id: d92142f0-1b17-47e1-a5f0-14334558b206

quips/db30dbea-d771-4f4c-9b6c-444163838c9e

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-content: Too big too fail. TBTF. It's the rich man's YOLO.
-id: db30dbea-d771-4f4c-9b6c-444163838c9e

quips/e278b361-3815-46fa-b443-f44aa3bfc7f9

@@ -1,3 +0,0 @@
-content: ah, well, in terms of politics, you see, my views are *lights us both on
-  fire* well that's basically it
-id: e278b361-3815-46fa-b443-f44aa3bfc7f9

quips/e2911d13-7e90-4ce2-9209-3fa11a1d8702

@@ -1,3 +0,0 @@
-content: Electricity can only be replenished by whisky. This is actual physics. Don't
-  argue with me, I am a doktor.
-id: e2911d13-7e90-4ce2-9209-3fa11a1d8702

quips/e89cfaf7-41d6-43a5-86f8-732b41f9da68

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-content: Oh, right! Thanks, Mr. I-Know-What-Day-It-Is Fish.
-id: e89cfaf7-41d6-43a5-86f8-732b41f9da68

quips/f370634b-0ccb-4c83-96f3-7341f77519db

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-content: Slithering isn't just for snakes any more.
-id: f370634b-0ccb-4c83-96f3-7341f77519db

quips/fc9608b1-d815-4889-8d6d-37d3eaa62052

@@ -1,4 +0,0 @@
-content: 'eye of all
-
-  '
-id: fc9608b1-d815-4889-8d6d-37d3eaa62052

quips/fd61497d-fbe6-4834-8942-1a5219fcaa07

@@ -1 +0,0 @@
-{"content": "I heard you and your city sold your superhighway and bought a small dog.", "id": "fd61497d-fbe6-4834-8942-1a5219fcaa07"}

quips/fe77f5ba-4a09-495d-9419-d7e2f6e4fa8b

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-content: 'Somewhere, over the rainbow, there''s the cold dark of space.
-
-  '
-id: fe77f5ba-4a09-495d-9419-d7e2f6e4fa8b