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quips/ad478e87-5215-4c0f-8e2b-fa1c5943c409

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-content: "\"\\*Bob Belcher voice\\* I love you but you\u2019re all terrible\""
+content: "\"*Bob Belcher voice* I love you but you\u2019re all terrible\""
 id: ad478e87-5215-4c0f-8e2b-fa1c5943c409

quips/c5387daa-f76d-4067-80ee-8b51f83f5c7a

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-content: \*encounters the real world\* ugh god all this diversity for the sake of
-  diversity
+content: '*encounters the real world* ugh god all this diversity for the sake of diversity'
 id: c5387daa-f76d-4067-80ee-8b51f83f5c7a

quips/c82ad3c7-5bdf-4e6c-8b5e-f65679e9c1eb

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-content: Oh, did NPR just interview TED?
-id: c82ad3c7-5bdf-4e6c-8b5e-f65679e9c1eb

quips/cd7f75cb-3593-454d-b15a-e762ff433e90

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-{"content": "I don't think you _can_ win. It says on the box it's a tragedy.", "id": "cd7f75cb-3593-454d-b15a-e762ff433e90"}
+{"content": "I don't think you can win. It says on the box it's a tragedy.", "id": "cd7f75cb-3593-454d-b15a-e762ff433e90"}

quips/e09a89d2-41cf-4991-8ba2-3c2c1246d800

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-content: '"Wow, that''s powerful the way you used words like ''fury'' and delivered
-  it in an envelope of boilerplate idiocy"
-
-  '
-id: e09a89d2-41cf-4991-8ba2-3c2c1246d800

quips/fbbe228f-cf7a-4316-92f5-03f5863c6d92

@@ -1,3 +1,5 @@
-content: "what if you named one... what if you named one 'BIG WEED CITY'\r\n\r\nwhat\
-  \ if you did that"
+content: |
+  what if you named one... what if you named one 'BIG WEED CITY'
+
+  what if you did that
 id: fbbe228f-cf7a-4316-92f5-03f5863c6d92

quotes/053c0f2c-c936-468d-99fa-35e43bc4bc9e

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-author: Billy Collins
-content: I think all young writers make this mistake, that ... they believe in self-expression,
-  which is highly overrated, I think. When I was growing up, self-expression was thought
-  of as an affectation of some kind, as well, [] said "When I was growing up, we had
-  another name for low self-esteem. It was called 'humility.' It was actually a virtue
-  and not a psychic dysfunction."
-id: 053c0f2c-c936-468d-99fa-35e43bc4bc9e

quotes/13e181f7-ec9b-4f72-a56c-1655254165c7

@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-author: General Stumm von Bordwehr, in Robert Musil's "The Man Without Qualities"
+author: General Stumm von Bordwehr in Robert Musil's "The Man Without Qualities"
 content: You may say that it isn't necessary to read every last book. Well, it's also
   true that in war you don't have to kill every last soldier, but we still need every
   one of them.

quotes/1c11e68a-cb8e-4586-a30e-cac383ba1cc9

@@ -1,7 +0,0 @@
-author: allegedly a toilet graffito at the Technical CS Department in Haifa, Israel
-content: "C++ is like teenage sex:\n\n+ It's on everyone's mind all the time.\n\n\
-  + Everyone talks about it all the time.\n\n+ Everyone thinks everyone else is doing\
-  \ it.\n\n+ Almost no one is really doing it.\n\n+ The few who are doing it are\n\
-  \    + doing it poorly;\n    + sure it will be better next time;\n    + not practicing\
-  \ it safely."
-id: 1c11e68a-cb8e-4586-a30e-cac383ba1cc9

quotes/1e436cf0-e76b-49f0-90d4-2119de8aaad9

@@ -1,15 +0,0 @@
-author: George Carlin
-content: 'Now, there''s one thing you might have noticed I don''t complain about:
-  politicians. Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. Well,
-  where do people think these politicians come from? They don''t fall out of the sky.
-  They don''t pass through a membrane from another reality. They come from American
-  parents and American families, American homes, American schools, American churches,
-  American businesses and American universities, and they are elected by American
-  citizens. This is the best we can do folks. This is what we have to offer. It''s
-  what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out. If you have selfish, ignorant
-  citizens, you''re going to get selfish, ignorant leaders. Term limits ain''t going
-  to do any good; you''re just going to end up with a brand new bunch of selfish,
-  ignorant Americans. So, maybe, maybe, maybe, it''s not the politicians who suck.
-  Maybe something else sucks around here... like, the public. Yeah, the public sucks.
-  There''s a nice campaign slogan for somebody: "The Public Sucks. Fuck Hope."'
-id: 1e436cf0-e76b-49f0-90d4-2119de8aaad9

quotes/1e551737-77e5-4c4b-9694-41bebb40b949

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-author: The Last Psychiatrist
-content: 'You want something uplifting, so here you go: you can never have a good
-  relationship with anyone when your focus is the relationship. There''s a human being
-  there who existed well before you got to them, and they weren''t built for you or
-  your needs or your parents or your future dreams as an actor. If you want to be
-  happy with someone then your body and mind have to instinctively adapt to their
-  happiness. If you''re not ready for this kind of sacrifice, then you''re simply
-  not ready.'
-id: 1e551737-77e5-4c4b-9694-41bebb40b949

quotes/21451556-74ed-4277-9e89-b6536b0162ec

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-author: Sean "Teki" Dobbs
-content: 'I like my terminals like my women: VT100 compatible with Tektronix extensions.'
-id: 21451556-74ed-4277-9e89-b6536b0162ec

quotes/22ae5156-3560-4e34-825f-0f398a0b5cc5

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-author: Thant Tessman
-content: 'Or here''s an even simpler indicator of how much C++ sucks: Print out the
-  C++ Public Review Document.  Have someone  hold it about three feet  above your
-  head and then drop it.  Thus  you will be enlightened.'
-id: 22ae5156-3560-4e34-825f-0f398a0b5cc5

quotes/240a2c64-5f66-4be5-bed7-fae67f6da33f

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-author: The Last Psychiatrist
-content: "Pop culture controls you even if you think you're separate from it. It is\
-  \ everywhere, from the clothes you wear to the language you use to the way you think.\
-  \ It is a viral pandemic that masks infection by pretending to be part of you. There's\
-  \ no cure. But if you know the structure of the virus, at least you can recognize\
-  \ the infection as not-you. \r\n\r\n\"No way, I'm not getting infected, I'm not\
-  \ exposing myself to all that trash. I'm going to think for myself.\"\r\n \r\nThat's\
-  \ the virus talking."
-id: 240a2c64-5f66-4be5-bed7-fae67f6da33f

quotes/2a55935e-310c-4736-8126-0430d4b47036

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-author: Urban Dictionary
-content: Ubuntu is an ancient African word, meaning "I can't configure Debian."
-id: 2a55935e-310c-4736-8126-0430d4b47036

quotes/2a6ddee0-ed5b-436a-b86c-d7cd44c5a0a2

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-author: Peter Sellars
-content: The most important art in the last fifty years in this country is boring
-  art. What is important about John Cage or Jackson Pollock is it's boring.
-id: 2a6ddee0-ed5b-436a-b86c-d7cd44c5a0a2

quotes/2c9dbad1-36f1-4e3e-bbc1-55219b15e992

@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 author: The Gospel of Thomas
-content: 'hotan etetnshanshope hmpovoein ov pe tetnaaf
+content: 'hotan etetnshanshope hmpovoein ov pe tetnaaf  
 
   When you should come to be in the light, what shall you do?'
 id: 2c9dbad1-36f1-4e3e-bbc1-55219b15e992

quotes/2d7a156b-4508-45b1-93c9-072994d04c17

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-author: Bill Hicks
-content: By the way, if anyone here is in marketing or advertising... kill yourself.
-  Thank you. Just planting seeds, planting seeds is all I'm doing. No joke here, really.
-  Seriously, kill yourself. You have no rationalization for what you do. You are Satan's
-  little helpers. ... Kill yourself now.
-id: 2d7a156b-4508-45b1-93c9-072994d04c17

quotes/2d982c41-5288-4874-bd3d-de3bc39a5d27

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-author: Margaret Cho
-content: Why should I observe the Sabbath when I could observe dick?
-id: 2d982c41-5288-4874-bd3d-de3bc39a5d27

quotes/30f2aa4f-0dc6-49a3-b3cf-0ce67c8fd592

@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 author: Heraclitus
-content: 'Metaballon anapautetai
+content: 'Metaballon anapautetai  
 
   Even while it changes, it stands still.'
 id: 30f2aa4f-0dc6-49a3-b3cf-0ce67c8fd592

quotes/3196ed32-320a-4cdd-b020-a9a4bb66a63a

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-author: "Slavoj \u017Di\u017Eek\n"
-content: "The true ethical test is not only the readiness to save the victims, but\
-  \ also\u2014even more, perhaps\u2014the ruthless dedication to annihilating those\
-  \ who made them victims.\n"
-id: 3196ed32-320a-4cdd-b020-a9a4bb66a63a

quotes/36650ba2-a369-4974-b7d5-508660b8f007

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-author: The Last Psychiatrist
-content: "Step 1\u2014 actually, there's only ever one step\u2014 focus precisely\
-  \ on the words."
-id: 36650ba2-a369-4974-b7d5-508660b8f007

quotes/3c91414a-b55b-4ba8-8829-25766eab272e

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-author: Pastabagel
-content: "The world is my museum, displaying my collections on loan. The James Savages\
-  \ of the world are merely curators.\r\n\r\nAs I am the curator of their things,\
-  \ and thus together we all share the world."
-id: 3c91414a-b55b-4ba8-8829-25766eab272e

quotes/4449ce76-ef07-4fc4-90ef-14b8bd75137b

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-author: George Carlin
-content: Nobody questions things anymore. Nobody questions things. Everybody's too
-  fat and happy. Everybody's got a cell phone that will make pancakes and rub their
-  balls now. Way too fucking prosperous for our own good. Way too fucking prosperous.
-  We've been bought off and silenced by toys and gizmos.
-id: 4449ce76-ef07-4fc4-90ef-14b8bd75137b

quotes/4be06fb2-e7a9-4467-909a-5999fa705b89

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-author: pastabagel
-content: It wouldn't be hard to extinguish Apple from the marketplace. Apple's products
-  aren't really that good. Yes, a lot of people buy Apple products. But a lot of people
-  also read The Secret and watch Glee. I wouldn't put a lot of stock in what the masses
-  think.
-id: 4be06fb2-e7a9-4467-909a-5999fa705b89

quotes/54d57888-e66f-4950-8f92-dbc4ec9f91fa

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-author: Jerry "Tycho" Holkins
-content: People seemed to like this better, but only marginally so - the way one might
-  prefer to be stabbed than shot. Optimally, one isn't stabbed or shot. Optimally,
-  one eats some cake! But there are times when cake is not available, and instead
-  we are destroyed. This is the deep poetry of the universe.
-id: 54d57888-e66f-4950-8f92-dbc4ec9f91fa

quotes/55a7517d-10a8-45ba-bfba-d7a25fd1b41e

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-author: Charles Baudelaire
-content: Do not look for my heart any more; the beasts have eaten it.
-id: 55a7517d-10a8-45ba-bfba-d7a25fd1b41e

quotes/58aa8275-b537-42e1-a87f-d13ae16e56e3

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-author: Anonymous
-content: Hell is other people's Perl.
-id: 58aa8275-b537-42e1-a87f-d13ae16e56e3

quotes/5f3273aa-a6ba-41a2-bd91-eb6f7ffafa42

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-author: Stewart Brand
-content: Whenever I hear the word "share" I would reach for a gun if I had one. "Share"
-  is frequently followed by the word "feelings," and I have enough of my own thank
-  you; please do us both a favor and repress yours.
-id: 5f3273aa-a6ba-41a2-bd91-eb6f7ffafa42

quotes/5fced641-1a9c-432e-b67b-a9cb62867879

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-author: Brad Pitt
-content: I've got a few men I respect very much and one would be Frank Gehry. He said
-  to me, 'If you know where it's going, it's not worth doing.' That's become like
-  a mantra for me. That's the life of the artist.
-id: 5fced641-1a9c-432e-b67b-a9cb62867879

quotes/68bdf91e-f195-4390-a9aa-699cc436df55

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-author: Adam Carr
-content: I am never gratuitously rude. My rudeness is carefully calibrated to the
-  stupidity and obtuseness of the people I am dealing with.
-id: 68bdf91e-f195-4390-a9aa-699cc436df55

quotes/6e56fd35-cb43-4f5a-affc-38347435bed8

@@ -1,5 +0,0 @@
-author: Greg Egan
-content: I'd tried caffeine a few times; it made me believe I was focused and energetic,
-  but it turned my judgment to shit. Widespread use of caffeine explains a lot about
-  the twentieth century.
-id: 6e56fd35-cb43-4f5a-affc-38347435bed8

quotes/724d9fe6-998d-4305-8ac2-f16c24bea5cb

@@ -1,6 +0,0 @@
-author: anonymous
-content: 'Happiness is given way too much importance these days. Why not go for greatness?
-
-
-  Chimps are happy. I will not settle for that.'
-id: 724d9fe6-998d-4305-8ac2-f16c24bea5cb

quotes/7a53dcfe-df86-484e-94e5-c5374ffa6cc3

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-author: The Eskimo Cookbook
-content: 'Recipe for Loon Soup: Do not make loon soup.'
-id: 7a53dcfe-df86-484e-94e5-c5374ffa6cc3

quotes/7b9ca2ae-6925-49d8-a57d-4f336fa10ca2

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-author: Ben Croshaw
-content: '...also, I''d like you to leave now because you fill me with disgust.'
-id: 7b9ca2ae-6925-49d8-a57d-4f336fa10ca2

quotes/7c8cb32a-5fd6-42ac-983e-e02ef472cf5a

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-author: The Last Psychiatrist
-content: It's very difficult/impossible to raise a kid to be in the system, yet teach
-  him also to fight against that system "sometimes." That was one of the problems
-  with OWS, you can't shut down Wall Street if you have two credit cards in your back
-  pocket. The only way to do this is if you try, on purpose, to raise your kid to
-  be a little bit sociopathic. I realize that this seems like strange advice coming
-  from a psychiatrist, but I'm not a very good psychiatrist. Also, I drink.
-id: 7c8cb32a-5fd6-42ac-983e-e02ef472cf5a

quotes/7ed4fc68-aa11-4488-9f67-30bcf86abd32

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-author: EVICTED
-content: THISSPACEFORRENT
-id: 7ed4fc68-aa11-4488-9f67-30bcf86abd32

quotes/813c3a50-df12-4098-b4e0-e879313e5414

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-author: The Last Psychiatrist
-content: President Bush knew we were fucked by history, right? He got there day 1,
-  opened the Book, and was like, fuck me, this is what's really going on...? And then
-  he looked at America and said, these fucktards couldn't find Iraq on a map of Iraq
-  labeled 'Iraq', no way are these Raymond loving motherfuckers going to understand
-  anything about labor costs and the inevitability of falling foreign reserve accumulation.
-  Let's go with 'WMDs.'" A decade of historical analysis later and the deepest anyone's
-  been able to go is, "they lied, it's really about oil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jesus,
-  what asshats. Now every time poor Obama looks over his speeches he has to say, "no
-  good, too many syllables."
-id: 813c3a50-df12-4098-b4e0-e879313e5414

quotes/8399f9b1-d709-4e39-b06e-bcf6f1cbfe92

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-author: Banksy
-content: All artists are willing to suffer for their work. But why are so few prepared
-  to learn to draw?
-id: 8399f9b1-d709-4e39-b06e-bcf6f1cbfe92

quotes/88fcf494-c758-4075-82f3-3357328fe0cb

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-author: pjdelport
-content: YO DAWG I HERD YOU LIKE CARS SO WE PUT A PAIR IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN CAR WHILE
-  YOU CAR
-id: 88fcf494-c758-4075-82f3-3357328fe0cb

quotes/893cbe00-123a-4a4e-b299-3d851e6913c6

@@ -1,5 +0,0 @@
-author: Joe Versus the Volcano
-content: My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know.
-  Everybody you see. Everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake
-  and they live in a state of constant total amazement.
-id: 893cbe00-123a-4a4e-b299-3d851e6913c6

quotes/8c49ae36-7e06-4d97-a8cc-cc4e7fdc986b

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-author: John Campbell, Pictures for Sad Children
+author: Pictures for Sad Children
 content: Nerds do not redefine adulthood. They waste it.
 id: 8c49ae36-7e06-4d97-a8cc-cc4e7fdc986b

quotes/8c9c51a3-8bbc-4130-b3f9-e4ad34742f7a

@@ -1,4 +0,0 @@
-author: Tiny Carl Jung
-content: Just received a letter from my Tiny Shadow half. We've been out of touch
-  for ages; it's nice to hear the inverse of my thoughts again.
-id: 8c9c51a3-8bbc-4130-b3f9-e4ad34742f7a

quotes/8d946a97-7248-4273-98b6-a832725d01a1

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-author: Machiavelli
-content: '...since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between
-  them, it is far safer to be feared than to be loved.'
-id: 8d946a97-7248-4273-98b6-a832725d01a1

quotes/8e9ace03-df69-4d18-bf74-922f38e0da70

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-author: Graham Chapman
-content: You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault
-  of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later
-  in their lives. It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little
-  minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity. You can start in small
-  ways with ping-pong ball eyes and a funny voice and then you can paint half of your
-  body red and the other half green and then you can jump up and down in a bowl of
-  treacle going "squawk, squawk, squawk..." And then you can go "Neurhhh! Neurhhh!"
-  and then you can roll around on the floor going "pting pting pting"...
-id: 8e9ace03-df69-4d18-bf74-922f38e0da70

quotes/8fe68d8b-03df-4df1-bf8e-2c78ade62150

@@ -1,4 +0,0 @@
-author: Penny Arcade
-content: I tried to break down the essential position for him. "You're arguing for
-  a universe with fewer waffles in it," I said. "I'm prepared to call that cowardice."
-id: 8fe68d8b-03df-4df1-bf8e-2c78ade62150

quotes/92fceb39-fbae-4f69-9505-73cf6dd9fd0e

@@ -1,6 +1,4 @@
-author: 'Sid, York, and Stephen
-
-  Terror Island'
+author: 'Terror Island'
 content: '"...[they] switched over to revisionist astrology."
 
   "What''s that?"

quotes/97e63856-a03c-428a-8f16-4721a4976750

@@ -1,7 +0,0 @@
-author: Tiki Bar TV
-content: '"Linux is... a version of Windows... it''s full of holes, and viruses...
-  it''s terrible."
-
-
-  "Mmm... sounds like my ex-wife."'
-id: 97e63856-a03c-428a-8f16-4721a4976750

quotes/98ee6c06-24e7-4588-a61b-47e915276529

@@ -1,4 +0,0 @@
-author: George Orwell
-content: There are some ideas so wrong that only a very intelligent person could believe
-  in them.
-id: 98ee6c06-24e7-4588-a61b-47e915276529

quotes/9c0658b7-09d8-417d-bb57-92f8e62cc332

@@ -1,8 +0,0 @@
-author: Sean Yamamoto
-content: The uneducated public will have lower standards than what a serious photographer
-  will have. That's normal; they don't know any better. A true artist is judging his/her
-  images on a professional level (and if not, someone else certainly will). This is
-  a public who will pay thousands in finance charges annually on various credit card
-  bills and balk at putting a $50 piece of art in a $25 frame. An $80 opera ticket
-  is not justifiable, although a $150 seat for an NFL football game is.
-id: 9c0658b7-09d8-417d-bb57-92f8e62cc332

quotes/9d19f041-5ba9-4a28-a0e2-fd630d730913

@@ -1,4 +0,0 @@
-author: James Gosling
-content: I look at most of these social sites and I go, "Oh, jeez, that's all kinds
-  of boring."
-id: 9d19f041-5ba9-4a28-a0e2-fd630d730913

quotes/a75e8987-24a8-49b5-9337-9ff7edf340ea

@@ -1,8 +0,0 @@
-author: 'Penn Jillette
-
-  '
-content: 'You must defend people you disagree with, it is how you find out what your
-  principles really are.
-
-  '
-id: a75e8987-24a8-49b5-9337-9ff7edf340ea

quotes/aaea163c-968e-49b5-addc-cd2f7f07826b

@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-author: Christian Neukirchen (?)
+author: Mark Pilgrim
 content: Writing doesn't actually take that long. It's the long stretches of procrastinating
   that take up most of your time.
 id: aaea163c-968e-49b5-addc-cd2f7f07826b

quotes/ab1cf0fe-79de-4512-a572-1879b21e559f

@@ -1,10 +0,0 @@
-author: Bill Hicks
-content: "The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go\
-  \ on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride\
-  \ goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very\
-  \ brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have\
-  \ been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question: \"Is this real, or\
-  \ is this just a ride?\" And other people have remembered, and they come back to\
-  \ us, they say, \"Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just\
-  \ a ride.\"\r\n\r\nAnd we kill those people."
-id: ab1cf0fe-79de-4512-a572-1879b21e559f

quotes/ac959d47-39f8-4148-9883-eaf20a0cb251

@@ -1,6 +1,4 @@
-author: 'Spider Jerusalem
-
-  Warren Ellis''s "Transmetropolitan"'
+author: 'Warren Ellis''s "Transmetropolitan"'
 content: Did you ever want to set someone's head on fire, just to see what it looked
   like? Did you ever stand in the street and think to yourself, I could make that
   nun go blind just by giving her a kiss? Did you ever lay out plans for stitching

quotes/ae6f1494-33dc-41a4-a808-2fbadf12f7f0

@@ -1,4 +0,0 @@
-author: Robert Pirsig
-content: The truth knocks on the door and you say, Go away, I'm looking for the truth,
-  and so it goes away. Puzzling.
-id: ae6f1494-33dc-41a4-a808-2fbadf12f7f0

quotes/c0d0dea7-65e3-4a2f-adc7-621129af6bce

@@ -1,7 +0,0 @@
-author: Crash and Wallace Wells in Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life
-content: '"This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it''s
-  called ''We Hate You, Please Die.''"
-
-
-  "Sweet! A song for ME!"'
-id: c0d0dea7-65e3-4a2f-adc7-621129af6bce

quotes/c1ec0161-c7bd-4d6f-bbbd-5202f4c094a5

@@ -1,3 +0,0 @@
-author: Alan Greenspan
-content: If I have made myself clear, you must have misunderstood me.
-id: c1ec0161-c7bd-4d6f-bbbd-5202f4c094a5

quotes/c2a284d0-d4a1-482c-8d56-dc9a32c5077c

@@ -1,5 +0,0 @@
-author: Red Elvises, "Sad Cowboy Song"
-content: 'She done me wrong,
-
-  but at least she done me.'
-id: c2a284d0-d4a1-482c-8d56-dc9a32c5077c

quotes/c3ce9100-240c-4199-bf93-4372ac1691b1

@@ -1,4 +0,0 @@
-author: Henry Louis Mencken
-content: Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the
-  black flag, and begin slitting throats.
-id: c3ce9100-240c-4199-bf93-4372ac1691b1

quotes/c5a1842b-6117-4b8f-8461-df8767f95186

@@ -1,4 +0,0 @@
-author: Bill Bailey
-content: Marijuana? It's harmless, really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat
-  someone over the head with it.
-id: c5a1842b-6117-4b8f-8461-df8767f95186

quotes/c9725b6b-6a68-4b08-ba8c-86321183b529

@@ -1,6 +1,4 @@
-author: 'The Unity
-
-  Terror Island'
+author: Terror Island
 content: Your laser, like the proverbial fat child on the see-saw, disrupted the balance.
   Thus it had to be destroyed. (Like the proverbial fat child.)
 id: c9725b6b-6a68-4b08-ba8c-86321183b529

quotes/cac48c78-c5d0-4601-b597-133d1e1df207

@@ -1,3 +0,0 @@
-author: Rafi Haladijan
-content: The problem with the Internet of things are the things.
-id: cac48c78-c5d0-4601-b597-133d1e1df207

quotes/cc17b27e-3349-457f-95da-2c5fe170f0c6

@@ -1,4 +0,0 @@
-author: Neil Gaiman
-content: Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when
-  you fall, you fly.
-id: cc17b27e-3349-457f-95da-2c5fe170f0c6

quotes/cc6cb1fb-0aef-4e45-9ecc-423394b0e034

@@ -1,3 +0,0 @@
-author: Anonymous
-content: Cthulhu saves our souls and redeems them for valuable coupons later.
-id: cc6cb1fb-0aef-4e45-9ecc-423394b0e034

quotes/d4f7b037-ebc5-4772-8df7-f2cda0bc02fd

@@ -1,6 +0,0 @@
-author: Neal Stephenson
-content: For a Westerner to trash Western culture is like criticizing our nitrogen/oxygen
-  atmoshere on the grounds that it sometimes gets windy, and besides, Jupiter's is
-  much prettier. You may not realize its advantages until you're trying to breathe
-  liquid methane.
-id: d4f7b037-ebc5-4772-8df7-f2cda0bc02fd

quotes/d91b1805-eada-4a5c-a78c-e97a99a91539

@@ -1,3 +0,0 @@
-author: Anonymous
-content: It's not mean if it's hilarious.
-id: d91b1805-eada-4a5c-a78c-e97a99a91539

quotes/d94adbe5-4aa7-4188-a811-af66e010e247

@@ -1,5 +0,0 @@
-author: -Neil Gaiman, The Truth Is a Cave in the Black Mountains
-content: '"You are wrong. The truth is a cave in the black mountains. There is one
-  way there, and one only, and that way is treacherous and hard, and if you choose
-  the wrong path you will die alone, on the mountainside."'
-id: d94adbe5-4aa7-4188-a811-af66e010e247

quotes/da4db4fb-e98a-4ea5-b845-6071d42ca85c

@@ -1,3 +0,0 @@
-author: Dark Helmet
-content: Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
-id: da4db4fb-e98a-4ea5-b845-6071d42ca85c

quotes/db936b6b-c98a-4161-8ab3-e8a9206aa0c7

@@ -1,4 +0,0 @@
-author: Dylan Moran
-content: You're not really an adult at all. You're just a tall child holding a beer,
-  having a conversation you don't understand.
-id: db936b6b-c98a-4161-8ab3-e8a9206aa0c7

quotes/e40d4c9c-50d5-4086-b356-b728a47bf075

@@ -1,5 +0,0 @@
-author: The Last Psychiatrist
-content: Beauty is a social construction. I'm all in, but it is a construction nevertheless.
-  The reason I think women are hot today is that they are today, not that they are
-  hot.
-id: e40d4c9c-50d5-4086-b356-b728a47bf075

quotes/e4543d71-78e5-4122-be60-acc69c28ab6f

@@ -1,7 +0,0 @@
-author: Richard Darwin
-content: Fans are interesting things. Rush fans just can't comprehend why the rest
-  of the world doesn't like Rush. REM fans consider the rest of the world beneath
-  their refined dignities to notice. Kate Bush fans love the rest of the world, and
-  the world loves them, but spend long nights plotting to knife one another in the
-  back.
-id: e4543d71-78e5-4122-be60-acc69c28ab6f

quotes/e9a3ffe2-6ef3-4183-86b9-488e76057c5c

@@ -1,4 +0,0 @@
-author: John Hodgman
-content: 'Zeps: Zeppelins, and/or members of an airship crew. Both are loathed by
-  all sub-mariners, who feel that the zeps are just copying them, except in the air.'
-id: e9a3ffe2-6ef3-4183-86b9-488e76057c5c

quotes/ed3f9aea-f864-4a5c-9b9b-2b8658bb765b

@@ -1,6 +1,4 @@
-author: Gail Harrison, "Modern Psychology in its Relation to Discipline", Journal
-  of Proceedings and Lectures 53:658-661, National Education Association of the United
-  States, 1915
+author: Gail Harrison, "Modern Psychology in its Relation to Discipline", 1915
 content: Many children today are greatly to be pitied because too much is done for
   them and dictated to them and they are deprived of the learning processes. We seem
   to have dropped into an age of entertaining, a breathless going from one sensation

quotes/edcb800f-56ed-42c3-ace3-57ee27117e6c

@@ -1,4 +0,0 @@
-author: Tiki Bar TV
-content: He bit us both in the ass! Like a two-headed snake... biting two asses...
-  at once!
-id: edcb800f-56ed-42c3-ace3-57ee27117e6c

quotes/ef4e562a-02b6-428e-848e-a648f348df77

@@ -1,3 +0,0 @@
-author: Samuel Beckett
-content: Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.
-id: ef4e562a-02b6-428e-848e-a648f348df77

quotes/f00a01c8-eed5-4a05-869b-3139d15cde22

@@ -1,4 +0,0 @@
-author: Eric Naggum
-content: Unformed people delight in the gaudy and in novelty. Cooked people delight
-  in the ordinary.
-id: f00a01c8-eed5-4a05-869b-3139d15cde22

quotes/f0a76a37-5c9f-4c6c-a1b7-be6a29c35ba3

@@ -1,6 +0,0 @@
-author: Richard Feynman
-content: "The real question of government versus private enterprise is argued on too\
-  \ philosophical and abstract a basis. Theoretically, planning may be good etc \u2014\
-  \ but nobody has ever figured out the cause of government stupidity \u2014 and until\
-  \ they do and find the cure all ideal plans will fall into quicksand."
-id: f0a76a37-5c9f-4c6c-a1b7-be6a29c35ba3

quotes/f4ba262c-d30a-4dee-8107-1248db72f6e7

@@ -1,11 +0,0 @@
-author: Charles Lamb
-content: "When I consider how little of a rarity children are, \u2014 that every street\
-  \ and blind alley swarms with them, \u2014 that the poorest people commonly have\
-  \ them in most abundance, \u2014 that there are few marriages that are not blest\
-  \ with at least one of these bargains, \u2014 how often they turn out ill, and defeat\
-  \ the fond hopes of their parents, taking to vicious courses, which end in poverty,\
-  \ disgrace, the gallows, etc. \u2014 I cannot for my life tell what cause for pride\
-  \ there can possibly be in having them. If they were young phoenixes, indeed, that\
-  \ were born but one in a year, there might be a pretext. But when they are so common\
-  \ \u2014"
-id: f4ba262c-d30a-4dee-8107-1248db72f6e7

quotes/f5df6d31-f1ea-492a-bd77-fbbda28d1775

@@ -1,3 +0,0 @@
-author: Willow, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
-content: Occasionally I am callous and strange.
-id: f5df6d31-f1ea-492a-bd77-fbbda28d1775

quotes/f6003be1-488c-4c1a-9bff-fdd0edc52cea

@@ -1,3 +0,0 @@
-author: George Carlin
-content: E-I-E-I-O is actually a gross misspelling of the word 'farm.'
-id: f6003be1-488c-4c1a-9bff-fdd0edc52cea

quotes/f77069ea-20b8-433b-add9-27331e0f5742

@@ -1,3 +0,0 @@
-author: Sir Thomas Beecham
-content: Try everything once except folk dancing and incest.
-id: f77069ea-20b8-433b-add9-27331e0f5742

quotes/f7fd71e9-3d9d-49af-b05c-11a53acb0227

@@ -1,7 +0,0 @@
-author: Tom Waits
-content: We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused
-  with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness.
-  Leona Helmsley's dog made 12 million last year... and Dean McLaine, a farmer in
-  Ohio made $30,000. It's just a gigantic version of the madness that grows in every
-  one of our brains. We are monkeys with money and guns.
-id: f7fd71e9-3d9d-49af-b05c-11a53acb0227

quotes/fb29540e-4537-4b36-8591-c0deb4acde94

@@ -1,7 +0,0 @@
-author: Thomas Jefferson
-content: I never submitted the whole system of my opinions to the creed of any party
-  of men whatever, in religion, in philosophy, in politics or in anything else, where
-  I was capable of thinking for myself. Such an addiction is the last degradation
-  of a free and moral agent. If I could not go to Heaven but with a party, I would
-  not go there at all.
-id: fb29540e-4537-4b36-8591-c0deb4acde94

quotes/fcad374e-d778-47d9-b9ff-c4b1f54e67f2

@@ -1,7 +0,0 @@
-author: William Butler Yeats
-content: 'But I, being poor, have only my dreams
-
-  I have spread my dreams under your feet
-
-  Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams'
-id: fcad374e-d778-47d9-b9ff-c4b1f54e67f2

quotes/fdb791fa-94f6-4b18-9fc4-4e7b89e5c407

@@ -1,3 +0,0 @@
-author: Bender
-content: "Interesting. No, wait, the other thing\u2014tedious."
-id: fdb791fa-94f6-4b18-9fc4-4e7b89e5c407

quotes/ff0313db-0fa5-4267-8d4e-0c7e97ad4bb4

@@ -1,4 +1,6 @@
 author: Ludwig Wittgenstein
-content: "Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, dar\xFCber muss man schweigen.\nAbout which\
-  \ one cannot speak, one must be silent."
+content: |
+  Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, dar\xFCber muss man schweigen.
+
+  About which one cannot speak, one must be silent.
 id: ff0313db-0fa5-4267-8d4e-0c7e97ad4bb4

quotes/ff2f28dd-38f7-4e4e-8e8e-7833eef4708a

@@ -1,6 +0,0 @@
-author: Yossi Kreinin
-content: A particularly inflexible conscience is a horrible condition. Feet to which
-  no mass-produced shoes fit are merely inconvenient. A conscience incompatible with
-  mass-produced social arrangements is a huge burden - not just on its owner, but
-  on his friends and family.
-id: ff2f28dd-38f7-4e4e-8e8e-7833eef4708a